(via dulect)

(Source: betrayedbylife, via dulect)

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

(via dulect)

(Source: a-cidlife, via dulect)

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via dorne-and-volantis)

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

(Source: mermeme, via dulect)

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(Source: brotherblaze, via dulect)

(Source: liamjr24, via dulect)

herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

(via pizza)

wtfmacke:

punchers:

sirlightbulb:

sirlightbulb:

"Idk I’m tired" is probably the best excuse for anything ever

"Why did you leave the party early" "Idk I’m tired"

"why’d you cook your grandmother" "idk im tired"

"Why did you invade Poland?" "Idk I’m tired."

(via dulect)

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via pizza)

lesbianvenom:

i hate when people complain about how technology is “ruining everything.” i have over 200 pictures of my dog on my phone and i can send them to my friends when they are sad. how is that ruining anything. why do you hate happiness

(via dulect)

Gorillaz Clint Eastwood

(Source: youtube.com)

"Let someone love you just as you are. As flawed has you might be, as unattractive as you might feel, as unaccomplished as you might think you are; let someone love you just as you are. And let that someone be you."

— (via love-faithfully)

(Source: internal-acceptance-movement, via love-faithfully)