windowsvriska:

do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u 

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Pitch Perfect Soundtrack FULL

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space-turtle-whisperer:

i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

Pass. Cant plug the computer in.

make this for 3 prong plugs and we’ve got a deal

space-turtle-whisperer:

i-dontknow-ok:

stunningpicture:

You can plug in anywhere on the square

God is that you

Pass. Cant plug the computer in.

make this for 3 prong plugs and we’ve got a deal

trzynastyksiezyc:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

idk why introverts have a reputation of being quiet and shy people who’d rather be alone. have you ever been friends with an introvert who’s decided you’re worth their time? we turn into the clingiest, most needy pieces of shit on the planet because there’s so few people we actually can stand

That’s exactly what all the people should know. 

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deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

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My girls and I having a Burt Reynolds themed birthday party.

My girls and I having a Burt Reynolds themed birthday party.

Tags: me

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

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censxred:

when you smile, a fading star finds the power to shine again

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